Christmas Gifts for Geeks | Gifts for Geeks

Geeks love gifts as much as the next person. Geeks are human, you know! 🙂

Here’s a list of great Christmas gifts for Geeks. Don’t be shy. We know you are one, too.

Christmas Gifts for Geeks – Gifts for Geeks

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag – Slumber in the Belly of the Beast! This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, printed internal intestines, and a plush lightsaber zipper pull. Now when your kids tell you their favorite Star Wars movie is “Attack of the Clones” you can nestle the wee-ones snug in simulated Tauntaun fur while regaling them with the amazing tale of “Empire Strikes Back”.

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Cute Plush Microbes – Most folks never realize how cute microbes can be when expanded 1,000,000 times and then fashioned into cuddly plush. Until now, that is. Keep one on your desktop to remind yourself that there is an “invisible” universe out there filled with very small things that can do incredible damage to much bigger things. Then go and wash your hands. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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LED Binary Watch – This watch displays time in binary format. It uses LED lights to display the time. Need we say more? Okay, we will. The watch face contains 10 blue LEDs that are used to indicate the numbers of the binary sequence (1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32) and the values of the lighted LEDs are added to determine the time.

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Caffeine Mug – The now famous caffeine molecule emblazoned on a swell glass mug is the perfect addition to your caffeine collection.

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Mini Business Card File CabinetThis little file cabinet looks like a shrunken version of the real thing, but holds up to eight hundred business cards. Two drawers pull out, letting you shuffle through your entire collection. We’ve even included lettered-tabs to help keep everything organized.

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USB Fiber Optics Christmas Tree – The perfect geeky way to celebrate Christmas! This Christmas Tree is powered by USB or 2 AAA batteries and will add color, beauty and Christmas spirit to any office or cubical.

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Optimus Maximus Keyboard


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Optimus Maximus Keyboard

Yep. Time to take a second mortgage on your home or break into your kid’s college fund. With the singing of angels and a ray of sunlight parting the clouds, the fabled Optimus Maximus Keyboard has descended from Russian design studio Art Lebedev like an orgasm of geekiness. As you should know by now this amazing keyboard features a tiny screen on each key… that’s 113 screens in all.

Product Features

  • Revolutionary Keyboard Features a tiny OLED screen on each key. 113 screens total.
  • Each key can be individually programmed to perform a series of functions, open an application or run an Applescript (Mac only)
  • Various System Monitor functions can dynamically display on a key including CPU usage, CPU temperature, Network Speed, and Memory Usage
  • Play a GIF animation or Quicktime movie on a Key
  • Paint images across all keys at once in your image editor of choice
  • Key sets can be linked to an application, so whenever you open that app the appropriate keys come up
  • Powerful layer function allows you to combine existing key sets in different ways
  • Use any language with the appropriate key images including Cyrillic, Ancient Greek, Georgian, Arabic, Quenya, and Hiragana.
  • Display notes, numerals, special symbols, HTML codes, math functions or any other special symbol.
  • Any key (or to be exact, a unit consisting of a cap, a microchip and a display) can be easily removed by hands to be cleaned or replaced
  • Built in USB hub
  • SD Card Slot for Storing keyboard Settings

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Cal-Q-Tek 2000 Calculator Watch

Cal-Q-Tek 2000 Calculator Watch

A wonderful gift for any geek or gadget lover!

Once you take a gander at the Cal-Q-Tek 2000 Calculator Watch, you will feel a tug on your geeky heart strings. It adds, subtracts, divides, multiplies, has a percentage key, and something that looks like a funny check mark. AND, it tells time. Really.

You get all that on your wrist, all encased in space age plastic, for a fraction of what you would have paid in the late seventies. And, if you know what fractions are… you can use the calculator part of the watch for that, too.

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Butterfly Knife-Styled Space Pen

Butterfly Knife-Styled Space Pen

The word is mightier than the knife!


  • This pen opens and closes like a butterfly knife, so (with practice) you’ll learn sophisticated moves, two-handed tricks, quick-flips, spins, aerials, and how to manipulate combinations of these tricks.
  • Features:
    • Constructed from three pieces of close-tolerance polymer.
    • Positioning dynamics allow you to swing and rotate the pen, changing its speed and center of gravity while flipping and twirling.
    • Refined symmetry with even weight ratio (end-to-end and side-to-side) balances the pen through motion and force.
    • Pen is actually a Fisher Space Pen – capable of writing under water, upside down, in freezing cold, in space, etc. (refills available soon from manufacturer).
  • Includes: One pen (blue ink) and instructional DVD (teaches you 6 tricks).
  • Dimensions: 4.5″ closed; 7.75″ open.

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